Archive for April, 2006

I am moving to the country, and I AM going to eat a lot of peaches

Posted by His.Holiness on 28 April, 2006

Alright folks I am moving tomorrow – and I have no idea when the internet monkey is going to be able to get to my new place and hook up my internet connection – I am just still thanking God that there is a wireless 300K connection available in my new neighborhood / cornfield (well not actually MY corn field – but the corn field that surrounds my new house).

That means that I don’t know when the next update is going to be (and I know they have not been particularly plentiful recently) – but it will happen – be cool, I am not going away forever – you will be able to get your Steve fix.

In other news I just got a really cool email from a guy in Paris who has just finished listening to my “Connecticut Yankee” and he was polite enough to not mention how horrifically I butchered the French names. Who says the French aren’t nice?

Fair Tax Book Report

Posted by His.Holiness on 10 April, 2006

So it is tax season right? Everyone’s favorite time of year. Naturally I have been thinking a bit about taxes, and taxation as a whole. And I picked up a cop of “The Fair Tax Book: Saying goodbye to the income tax and the IRS” by Neal Boortz and John Linder.

The “Fair Tax” plan is not a new thing to me, I have been intrigued with the idea since I first heard about it in the late 90’s, but it had been a passing interest up until recently this is the first serious attention I have paid to it.

The Fair Tax, at it’s most basic idea, is to do away with the income tax and replace it with a national retail sales tax. Obviously there are some details to it that are a bit more complicated, but not by much, it is a small book and relatively thorough. Personally I am enamored with the idea, and not just because I paid my accountant $225 this year to find out that I owe Uncle Sam another $2000 on top of what Sandy and I have already paid him. I am enamored with the idea on at least 4 fronts:

First, the income tax is ideologically flawed. It is a disincentive to work, success, and savings, and it is easily manipulated (as has been done in my lifetime) to place a disproportionate amount of the tax burden on the poor and middle class – to say nothing of stoke the fires of class warfare.

Second, because the Fair Tax only taxes retail sales of new goods and services – it will encourage the use of, and create a thriving market for used, yet serviceable goods. Something our disposable society is desperately in need of. Admittedly this is an ecological more than an economic one.

Third, it is next to impossible for government to conceal the amount of taxes assessed when the tax is assessed as a sales tax instead of an income tax. When a person pays sales tax – it is very easy for them to tell you not only exactly how much tax they paid in dollars and cents, but they are also easily able to tell you what percentage of the price paid was for tax. This is not at all true when it comes to income tax. Don’t believe me? Ask someone you know, maybe yourself, how much they paid in income tax this year. Ask what percentage of their income is paid in tax. It is a safe bet that they don’t know. Many people think that the government is giving them money – instead of just refunding a portion of what they collected. Do you know how much you paid in tax last year? Do you even know how to figure it out? Would you like to?

Fourth, the Fair tax is entirely voluntary. Don’t want to pay taxes? Want to save for retirement instead? Simple – don’t buy new goods or services. With income tax – you pay the tax up front – no choice.

Seriously however – I recommend this text to ANYONE who can vote and cares about how much money they have in their wallet – to say nothing of those who are concerned for the financial welfare of our nation. It is a short read, and an accessible text, Not at all tedious or boring, despite the subject. Not all people will agree that the fair tax is a wonderful idea, who’s time is neigh (though I would be skeptical of anyone who opposed the idea) but everyone, particularly Americans, should read it.

That means you.

It’s All Good

Posted by His.Holiness on 10 April, 2006

Wow – ok so I have been hella busy and I haven’t updated in – well longer than is healthy. Deal. It’s not like you pay for a subscription – though feel free to cough up a few bucks. Yah – So I have been busy – let me tell you why.

Last Sunday, the 2nd of April, the congregation of St. John Evangelical Lutheran Church in Elizabeth Illinois voted to call me to be their new pastor. And, if I may say, it is about bloody time. I am moving out of TWWA on the 28th of April, and my first Sunday is going to be May 7th.

Now – for those of you who have already checked out the link to the church’s site – and for those of you who will now that I brought it up – I am not, in any way, responsible for the web site. Blame the last pastor. It is on the list of things to fix. I swear.

Now – for those of you who took a look at the site, or thought to yourself “Hrm… I have never heard of Elizabeth Illinois… I thought Steve was thinking about someplace more urban…” let me mention something about the pink Elephant in the room – YES – I imagined myself in a much more urban setting. Yes, this church is literally surrounded by corn, and sheep. Yes I am happy about it.

I got this gig as a result of doing some supply preaching. The first Sunday I preached in this congregation I drove out into the country – thinking that this would be another excruciating rural church experience with grumpy old ladies, a musty smell, lots of empty pews and an organist circa 1903. And those of you who know my aversion for mornings can imagine my joy at driving 8 miles off the highway through curvy country roads – to say nothing of my inner commentary on such an occasion. When I arrived at the church however – I was shocked, and presently so. Not only where the folks much younger than I would ever have expected, not only was the church nearly completely full, but the people were actually friendly – not that fake church friendly that says “As long as you play by the rules all will go well” but genuinely friendly. This was the first Lutheran congregation I had been to in at least a decade that I had seriously wanted to be a part of.

Had I seen this church on paper, or heard a description from a member of the bishops staff, I would never have been interested – but having been with the people – I was happy to interview with them. And no one was more surprised than I was when I was very happy to hear from the congregations president that the congregation had voted to call me.

What a long strange trip it has been – and I am starting to think it is just beginning.

More about the church and the call later – perhaps tomorrow.